am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
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