So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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