I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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