Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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