What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
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