So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
How naked do you want me to be?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
