what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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