I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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