at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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