I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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