I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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