In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
She told me I should be a condom model.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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