She said her name was "party"
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Randomize
