How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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