so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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