wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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