If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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