Midget sex pt 2 tonight
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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