Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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