There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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