ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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