I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Randomize
