so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
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