Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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