i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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