You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
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