So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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