I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
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