Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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