ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
