Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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