Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Randomize
