brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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