i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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