i just had sex bonerless
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Drake has all the answers
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
