i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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