At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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