what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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