This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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