Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
This toilet bowl is my home.
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