Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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