is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Me too!
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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