Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I wish i was in the wii world.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
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