I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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