Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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