it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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