I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I just cut my nipple shaving
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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