Me too!
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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