that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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