No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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